Reviews
They're really nice at first so they can sucker u in. They dont tell you the truth until you sign a yearly contract. Then you learn experientially what the honest real deal is or lack thereof. I wasnt told that a 60 min was really a fifty minute massage since there is always a 10 grace period. So your always sitting wondering why the masseuse is never on time. Here's what else they don't tell you. That once your massage ends a few minutes early...the lights gets turned up high so you are no longer relaxed. Even better the masseuse then says ill be waiting for you in the hallway holding water in my hand...so you better get up. Thus creating pressure to get the heck out of the room muy rapido. The masseuse doesnt get paid much so the receptionists pressure you to pay them with an overgenerous tip so they dont have to. The only way to get out of a contract is with a doctor's note. Then the door hits you in the bum on the way out and you are instructed never to return because you are now a legal liability to them. Doesnt matter if your injury starts to bother you. You're on your own. Supporting this company puts local therapists out of work and you are really paying the same price since you are pressured to add a huge tip on top of their supposed cheaper rate. Which isnt really cheaper with tip included. Most of the lmt's are not as seasoned as independent lmt's in the community. I only found one masseuse I liked and this one was leaving anyway. One tried to cup my neck rather than actually rubbing it for 20 min. I guess he had a nice twenty minute break before his next 2 hour massage. Mind you my neck was herniated. Such empathy and burn out. Really this place is not the good deal that I thought it was. I did have an opportunity to go back for one last massage since the receptionist had forgotten I was a medical liability. But with that I wondered if I really wanted to re-experience this place again with my usual therapist even for one last time. And with that thought, I declined.
Their prices on their web site are a lie, you will pay more. My wife called to schedule a massage appointment and was rudely told that we would have to pay more than the web quote and apparently not worthy enough for other services besides her massage. This business is misleading and rude. There are other places in Santa Fe to go SO DON"T GO HERE!!!!
Worst massage ever. The "masseuse" gave me an awful, what I am guessing, "Swedish" massage, even though I requested deep tissue. The entire time she was "massaging" me, she was coughing on me and yawning. It was gross, and it was impossible for me to be relaxed. The woman petted me for 45 minutes, and when I left, I was still in pain. She fixed NOTHING. I paid her to rub lotion into my skin, not to massage me. It was ridiculous. I will NEVER come back, and will definitely tell my friends how awful this location is.